~Love Your Friends, Die Laughing~

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

how do you start your homework before midnight i need the cheat code

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

(via burqalicious)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via 87daysbefore)

getoffmybloghoe:

11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight 

(via foodnun)

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

saverockandroll:

cause of death: music festivals i cant attend 

(via foodnun)